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This is not a meme, I was trying to find content for an OC /c/programmerhumor post and found this
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That's because these programmers are getting paid by the character.
This is also why Java dev pays so well.
System.out.println("Wow, so little amount of characters to print this!");
Or the slightly more readable brainfuck:
++++++++[>++++[>++>+++>+++>+<<<<-]>+>+>->>+[<]<-]>>.>---.+++++++..+++.>>.<-.<.+++.------.--------.>>+.>++.Hey! Brainfuck is a fun puzzle language and nothing someone does at a job to do money per character. Would be funny if yes
std::cout << "Wow, so little amount of characters to print this!" << std::endl;
printf("C wins again\n");p "Ruby FTW!"std::puts("Why do so many C++ programmers not use the right tool for the job?");