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[โ€“] [email protected] 31 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

The judge wasn't technically wrong though. This was a "get out of jail for $1M card".

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Creed always said it best, but he undersold them.

"You don't go by Monopoly, man. That game is nuts. Nobody just picks up Get Out of Jail Free cards. Those things cost thousands." - Creed