this post was submitted on 27 May 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (4 children)

You've never gone tromping through the woods?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

That's where me and the dudes go to have fun with each other.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

instructions misunderstood. Bear is playing doom Eternal with me. Please help.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I recommend the original, as it can run on anything.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

The doom modding community is wonderful. Found a ton of mods here if anyone is interested:

https://freedoom.github.io/

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Including crabs

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Kind of (300+ miles on the trail), though I've never found anything close to a friend or a money.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

I imagine you haven't found fees or foes, though.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You'll come back with dozens of friends (ticks)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

My first friend is the sulfur sock.