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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

Going outside when you're nowhere near a city:

A man (Mr. Bean) in a suit and tie is standing in a field of flowers looking at his wristwatch... with cuts of him playing with grass while sitting on the ground, standing and looking at the horizon, and then laying down on the ground with eyes closed

(in USA at least)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

That's all of Alberta CA I think

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

If you're from the South in England, and haven't made any friends by uni (if you even get accepted) just give up, you're never gonna make any, not over there at least.

Northerner terrifies Londoners by saying "Hello"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

I moved to the southeast like a year ago and yeah, people here are firmly aloof. I once said hi to a neighbour too loudly and I think he moved away.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (4 children)

You've never gone tromping through the woods?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago

That's where me and the dudes go to have fun with each other.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

instructions misunderstood. Bear is playing doom Eternal with me. Please help.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I recommend the original, as it can run on anything.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago

The doom modding community is wonderful. Found a ton of mods here if anyone is interested:

https://freedoom.github.io/

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Including crabs

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You'll come back with dozens of friends (ticks)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

My first friend is the sulfur sock.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Kind of (300+ miles on the trail), though I've never found anything close to a friend or a money.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

I imagine you haven't found fees or foes, though.