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New Device Mounts to Your Toilet to Analyze Your Turds Using the Power of AI (futurism.com)

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

We should have like a lever to tell the toilet who is shitting

Or just an extra upward facing camera.

Kids in 2050: “Everybody knows the myth that no two buttholes look alike is just an urban legend to convince you to reverse image search your butthole against the TOTO leak of 2034.”