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New Device Mounts to Your Toilet to Analyze Your Turds Using the Power of AI (futurism.com)

submitted 3 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I don't want Big Tech having access to my sacred turd data

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I see no reason for it to be cloud based. I'm sure all the analysis can be done locally

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

How will line go up then? Tech isn't cheap to research/implement and investors will require returns asap. At least here in the US 🫠

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

This isnt complicated tech. should be pretty easy for some poop enthusiast to hack up an open source version.