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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Literally my kids everyday. They fucking LOVE olives. It’s weird. We don’t encourage it and we tell ourselves it’s a phase that will eventually wear off.

[–] UndefinedIsNotAFunction 14 points 1 year ago

It won't. I'm in my late 30s and olives are still the fucking best thing ever.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I'm 23 now and olives are still hard drugs to me, once I get started I want to eat the entire stash

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

My mother tells me my uncle would eat nothing but olives for about a year when he was a toddler. He threw a massive fit if they tried to feed him anything else.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

In time, it will get sane. I used to drink pickle juice.

Still love pickles, but I don’t drink the brine.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I could eat an entire jar of green olives and drink the juice. Actually I still do. Olives are good.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The ones stuffed with blue cheese are my favorites.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What the fuck where do I find said magical item?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

If they’re not with the regular olives, maybe they’re in the deli section of the grocery store

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Autocorrect decided to change “bleu” to “blue”.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Last night I ran out of pickle juice before i ran out of pickles

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Are you kids Greek? 😂