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End of an era: Zoom tells employees to return to office for work (nypost.com)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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I guess this could just as easily be posted in an anti-work community

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

see that little shack about 40 miles away, out town road 37, past the old faded barn and the tree that looks like homer simpson?....

no. the other barn. the one on the edge of that huge dairy farm.

yea. that's the one. well, that shack is outhouse at your new office. the office itself is the smaller shack behind it.

wifi? sure! at the adjacent on-site outdoor gym, there's an old exercise bike hooked up to a generator to power it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Or I could move 100 miles to a city? Not living in the middle of nowhere lol