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End of an era: Zoom tells employees to return to office for work (nypost.com)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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I guess this could just as easily be posted in an anti-work community

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Oscar Meyer tells employees to eat less meat"

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Pfizer tells employees to use homeopathic remedies."

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Microsoft tells employees to use Linux."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Microsoft is a major contributor to the Linux kernel for decades now. They even were in the top 5 for a while. So yeah, plenty of MS employees use Linux exclusively.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Well, "plenty" probably just consists of teams such as the WSL development team. I highly doubt anyone in sales, marketing, or development for anything Windows or Windows-application related uses Linux exclusively.