this post was submitted on 14 May 2025
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[–] [email protected] 40 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (3 children)

My wife's family is extremely health conscious and typically eats like rabbits. There's not a dish they have encountered that couldn't be "improved" with a metric fuck ton of broccoli, kale, onions, zucchini, etc. But they also love brownies. It is typically their only indulgence at family get togethers.

But instead of using eggs and oil in the mix like it calls for, they substitute those evil fats with applesauce instead. It kind of sort of works from a textural standpoint, but it definitely still tastes vaguely of applesauce which is not super desirable in a chocolate brownie. Ostensibly the idea is to make it "healthier" and lower calorie. But given all the sugar and other carbs in the batter (including the added sugar from the apples) the calorie difference is negligible but the end result is not the same at all. It feels like they missed the point and messed up the brownies for no reason at all. Doesn't stop them from calling them "healthy brownies" though. Stretching the definition of "healthy" reeeeaaaal far.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 9 hours ago

To quote The Good Place:

There's something so human about taking something great and ruining it a little so you can have more of it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

and typically eats like rabbits

They eat their own poop?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 hours ago

I doubt OPs friends are Ethan's Kliens family.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Suggest to them to use pureed pumpkin instead. My wife does that and I can barely tell.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 hours ago

My father used to make delicious pumpkin Marmelade. I couldn't get enough of that stuff.