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First job of the next president: melt it down.
Smelt it into a really large metal bullet and use a rail gun to see how many of tRump and those at the Heritage Foundation fucks it can pierce. Ya know, for science!
I’d melt down the entire fucking WH and build anew.
Might need to given the stench.
I'm guessing that he had it done himself and that he owns it and isn't gonna leave it behind.
I would be very surprised if he paid anything from his own pocket for it. I would also assume he'd take it with him, but that's assuming he would hand over power peacefully.
The article says that he's trying to get donations for a larger one, so he definitely isn't getting government funds for that.
I mean, it's a desk paperweight. He's wealthy. This is not a ton of money.
Even more reason to melt it down...