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What if I already have a master's but still can't find a job?
Just keep adding master's degrees until you get an offer, I guess.
"Employers hate this one powerful trick!"
If you keep adding enough master degrees eventually the HR system of some company hiring you will overflow and you'll be CISO in no time.
Add a PhD
Tried that, doesn’t work
Try adding an MBA. Money people and managers seem to think that makes you one of them.
Have you considered a doctorate?
Do you think there's a correlation between those who process further up the academia tree; and those who enjoy masochism?