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coffee (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 4 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Hot bean juice > hot leaf juice.

Beans.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Yeah, so, coffee beans are not actually beans by the way. They're the pit of the coffee berry.

Someone saw this:
A cherry-like fruit in a bright red.

...and decided absolutely not am I brewing a tea from that. I'll pit them and then throw the pits into a fire and then I'll brew a ~~tea~~ coffee with that.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

I think it was more, they chewed the leaves for a subtle caffeine high and one day they chewed the pits and got a way less subtle caffeine high and realized they were more potent. Roasting probably got introduced to the process much later.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I like my morning cup of bean soup

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Make it a soy vanilla latte and you got a three-bean* soup going on.

*If you ignore that coffee "beans" are actually seeds and that most cafés use articial vanilla-flavouring.