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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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The opposite of "Ladies and Gentlemen" would be "Whores and Scoundrels". (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Which sounds rad as fuck. Like how you'd open a speech for the Guild of Calamitous Intent.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

After further ruminating on this thought:

Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. But we think you’re crazy for making us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us… In the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a whore, and a scoundrel, and a rascal, a ne'er-do-well, and a villain… Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, the Guild of Calamitous Intent.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Don't you...forget about me..

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Forget Reddit gold, this deserves a Lemmy Lemon.