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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

"Have you looked at the gantt chart? Are you on schedule?"

  • Project Manager (keeps everything on their personal drive and somehow expects everyone to have access to it)

"The fuck is a gantt chart? I handle piss all day long"

  • Me (smelling of piss and not giving a shit about whatever that is)