this post was submitted on 30 Apr 2025
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Jesus Christ don't say that ..... you just made me look it up and realize how true this statement was for myself as well .... what have I done with my life?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

What, you're not the captain of a starship yet? Loser!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm a character stuck inside a transporter buffer that will never materialize .... I exist but will never appear :(

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Then why are you aging?!