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[–] [email protected] 103 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I hate this timeline but it's absolutely beautiful to me that Trump is going to send Alex Jones and Joe Rogan to concentration camps

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Nah, Joe just becomes Barons pet.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

“Wow, that’s crazy”

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

how long until Baron tortures him to death for his own petty amusement?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Joe Rogan is mega rich, right? So no.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

No Joe Rogan is midrange rich, he's not an axe swinger he's the populist they use to lure in the "average man" to be axed.