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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (3 children)

This is why we colonise space, at least the planets without aliens living there.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Almost every colony ever: gets oppressed and exploited, fights for independence, gains sovereignty, becomes either a tense ally or a hostile rival to their former empire

Earthlings: "maybe we should colonize space"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Seriously? Most of the world today are colonies of the rich parts. We just don't say it that way.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Have fun up there i guess

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A planet where no conservatives are allowed. We put them on rockets to the Conservatives only planet.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

So you want to send those undesireable people somewhere else? Maybe to conserve your way of living?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

If by undesirable you mean I desire instead to keep living, and by conserve my way of living you mean I just get to continue breathing - then yes. They try to kill me, there's no moral limit on what I can rightfully do in return if they don't succeed. Including rocket them off to planet conservative before they get another shot.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

If you can't tell I'm joking in this stupid fantasy scenario...