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[โ€“] [email protected] 47 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'd love to meet one of those few. A skateboarder eating that much krill has to be such an amazing spectacle

[โ€“] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I wanna see a whale do a kickflip more, that would be wicked as fuck!

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Pretty cool, but I think I'd rather watch a teenager in baggypants break the laws of physics entirely by consuming multiple times his body mass

[โ€“] silasmariner 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What that fuck? I was just having a piss and I fucking read your comment and - it didn't, but - what if my snort of laughter when I did had caused my fucking urine stream to shoot back and to the left and fucking soaked my spare toilet rolls? Did you fucking think about that when ou posted? FFS.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Apologies, I hadn't considered the impact my comment might have on the urinary tract of innocent readers

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Are you, by chance, a dolphin or whale?

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I think we've just reinvented the Xgames.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

They do there belly flops, where they rise from the water and splash on it. I suppose that is pretty close, but I have done neither.