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[–] ChairmanMeow 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

How about you actually put some product like wax or gel in your hair so you can style it properly?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I can't believe I had to scroll this far down to see this.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Because it wouldn't help. That cut makes him look like an 18th century nun. I bet the barber used a bowl

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It would, he has fine hair and no matter what length or how it was cut it's not going to look great without some product to give texture for a crop type cut.