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A photo of my current watch as I’m wearing it right now.
Here's mine. I bought it new in 2015, and I wear it almost daily. It has never needed work.
Keeping time since 1971
Mine is not quite as "antique", only 2017
did you have a multigrain brötchen cut in half with sliced salami and cream cheese on one and krabbensalat and a sprig of dill on the other for frühstück
How did you know? For real though, I did not, how come you ask that specifically?
its just that your german-ness really showed in your post, between your username and the text on your watchface
Ah I see, though one needs to be quite familiar with Germany to spot that, are you perhaps Dutch? Also the watchface just tells the name of the company, the City its made in and the fact that its an automatic watch, for those not familiar with German reading this thread
my wife is from a little village between bremen and hamburg. im actually currently there as her father just passed away. she spent the last 3 weeks cleaning out his apartment while stress eating multiple packs of criispfrish and kinder country
Sorry to hear that, get her a Franzbrötchen for a change
we're out of here tomorrow. thanks for saying that, but she wasn't close to her father. its been a stressful trip none the less.
Oh, I love skeleton watches! Beautiful!
Very nice. Here's mine:
Wearing an oldie watch made in 1988 with a pulsometer on the dial. Love the beaten old thing.
That’s really cool!
Here is my Bulova Sea King “Whale” from 1971 that I bought used a couple years ago. Still runs very well 54 years later.
Here's my reliable, simple Casio. Been with me for the past 7 years. I love this old fucker.
I'm not wearing it now. But I have an old Casio calculator watch I wear.
Same one Dennis Nerdy wears in Jurassic Park
Wow. That has to be 20 years old
The style, yeah, but this is a modern one.