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WSJ Drops Shock Exposé on Elon Musk’s Alleged Attempts to Impregnate X Influencers — ‘To Reach Legion Level Before the Next Apocalypse’ (www.mediaite.com)

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Behold, the master race:

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

i mean he is kinda hot. look at dem color choices in that outfit

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Even matches the colour of his teeth, o my

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

some serious heroin chic right there