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We are IN the timeline where a monkey wrote Shakespeare. That monkey was Shakespeare.
Weird, what a coincidence
Not really, an almost infinite number of non-shakespeare monkeys came before him and also didn't happen to write the entire works of shakespeare.
it was actually a significantly lower amount of monkeys than infinity
I mean it was bound to happen at some point
Yeah, it's weird how nobody talks about the trillions of trillions of plays Shakespeare wrote that are complete gibberish.
Hey! I liked Romeo and Djrurleltkitshsnmqlaapj
Did you know a monkey can write Shakespeare's work using this simple trick (millions of years of evolution)?
Yeah but did he do it with a typewriter? Didn't think so
Shakespeare was an ape
Apes are monkeys. Fuck paraphyletic groups.
Monkeys and apes are monophyletic, you massive bastard. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻)
...yes? That's what I said.
A great one at that
He was an ape
He wrote it in the wrong order tho
Mind. Blown.
What if you could math the monkeys?
Unless you think it was a different monkey because someone without noble blood couldn't possibly write good.