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Right-wing Christian podcaster claims that airport body scanners can turn you gay (screenshot-media.com)

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Right-wing Christian podcaster caught in homosexual tryst in 3... 2... 1...

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He doesn't want to go into the gay machine so he prefers to get patted down by other men.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 15 hours ago

A few times, have to be certain the Devil didn't take over and force him to carry contraband.