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[–] [email protected] 11 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

Then why was I gay before I ever flew? Seriously when I was young and my peers were getting crushes on girls, I was getting crushes on boys. Seems I always liked boys and was never interested in girls.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 12 hours ago

your mom probably walked through one while pregnant /s

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 hours ago

Well, if you're a frog, it was the water.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 hours ago

Just because airport scanners turn you gay, that doesn't mean there aren't other ways to be gay.