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Right-wing Christian podcaster claims that airport body scanners can turn you gay (screenshot-media.com)

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Same. Of all the shitty things DOGE is doing to destroy a functioning government, chopping TSA isn't a problem for me.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Unfortunately they're increasing the military budget. Expect for profit drunken mercinaries with ARs and PTSD to be working the security checkpoints soon