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Right-wing Christian podcaster claims that airport body scanners can turn you gay
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this post was submitted on 12 Apr 2025
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Yea! Always opt out of the scanner and get groped by a male TSA agent instead. That's definitely the less gay option!
Dont worry, they tell you they'll use the back of their hand.
Unless those stupid bomb sniffing machines false-positive and say they detected explosive residue on you. Then they take you into a back room and tell you they're gonna grope you with the front of their hand, this time...