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[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (2 children)

What are you hoping will happen? Everyone has to get a physical pat down?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

xray machines. They have them still, and they're used for employees.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Is that supposed to be safer than the body scanner? I just wish we didn't have to take our shoes off.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Its less of a violation of your rights to privacy

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Yeah. I want my physical contact back damn it. Only we have to pass a new law that all TSA agents need to be hot.