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Right-wing Christian podcaster claims that airport body scanners can turn you gay (screenshot-media.com)
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Right-wing Christian podcaster caught in homosexual tryst in 3... 2... 1...

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

Give the man a break, he was being scanned, stumbled and fell face first into the groin of his travel buddy with unzipped pants fitting his belt.

And the only room left in the hotel they were heading too had a single queen size bed.

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