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Right-wing Christian podcaster claims that airport body scanners can turn you gay
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Know what else can turn you gay?
Being gay your whole life.
But, because your were brainwashed to believe that is wrong, and that it's a "choice," and because of course everyone is like you, you decide to go on a Jyhad to help other weak "sinners" like you wanting to slob a knob.
But hey, the flesh is weak, and sometimes you end up in a motel room with a twink and some meth, but you keep that shit on the down low low. Because a "demon" got in you.
"I love you, Darla, and the kids. I'm sorry..."
This is crazy specific, and I'm here to jerk off to it.
You do you, King.