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[–] [email protected] 80 points 1 day ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (2 children)

Know what else can turn you gay?

Being gay your whole life.

But, because your were brainwashed to believe that is wrong, and that it's a "choice," and because of course everyone is like you, you decide to go on a Jyhad to help other weak "sinners" like you wanting to slob a knob.

But hey, the flesh is weak, and sometimes you end up in a motel room with a twink and some meth, but you keep that shit on the down low low. Because a "demon" got in you.

"I love you, Darla, and the kids. I'm sorry..."

[–] [email protected] 5 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

There are plenty of people out there who believe gay people choose to be gay. Nevermind that straight people didn't choose to be straight and can't just will themselves into being attracted to people of the same sex.

It's such a a simple concept and yet I have to admit there was a point in my life where this had not occured to me until a friend of mine, who was gay, politely pointed it out. It made me seriously reconsider much of what I was taught about human sexuality.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 16 hours ago

I think most humans are at least somewhat bisexual. I think for some homophobes (and transphobes), it’s “I have these feelings too, I’m just superior because I’m suppressing it” - at least internally.

“Spiritual warfare” is “I thought about what sucking that guy’s dick would be like for a few seconds, and was able to ‘win’ by not submitting.”

[–] [email protected] 13 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

This is crazy specific, and I'm here to jerk off to it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 23 hours ago

You do you, King.