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A Cybertruck Owner Says He’s Thrilled that Tesla Sold Him a Defective Truck. He adds, “I Can Now Return the Truck to Tesla at Full Price & Buy a Brand-New Cybertruck for $30,000 Less" (www.torquenews.com)

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[–] [email protected] 206 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Why not just take the money and get a non-nazi mobile?

[–] [email protected] 118 points 3 weeks ago

This was a stupid purchase the first time. Learning Elon is a Nazi won't make this person smarter.

[–] TheV2 43 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Recursion

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Will the price eventually hit 0 or is it asymptotic?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

Eventually, Elon will pay people to take his "trucks."

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

No, as there will always be a lot of metal for scrap. What is the price of aluminium at your local scrapyard? That will give you an idea for the price floor.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Those batteries are easily the most valuable part.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Oh, I know this one! It's like the Hans im Glück (Hans in Luck / Variants) tale: Hans starts with a cow and ends up with a rock, through a series of "advantageous" swaps.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

But why not just take the money and get a non-nazi mobile?

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Because they are a Nazi. It’s not rocket science.

At least Nazi rockets were supposed to explode.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago

Buying into the cult like it's scientology

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Swasticar Wankpanzers are among the most effective and modern ways to advertise that you are both single and really fucking horny.

It also advertises that one has a really tiny dick and is a total asswipe, which is the combined reason for the first part.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Wankpanzer is good, but I prefer Deplorean.