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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

.... You know what, that's an excellent idea.

Hey do you want to go to live on Mars? I have a solid plan and you can put a downpayment right now to secure your seat! Hurry, only 3 spots remaining!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Sorry, you've got to come up with something unique. You can't just copy Mars One. At least pick a new planet! (It sounds like Venus is taken now as well, you snooze you lose)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ah sheeit, well if we can't go up then we must go down! Journey to the centre of the earth where it's probably going to be colder than up here in 25 years!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Now you're talking! Where can I sign up? I have more money than sense so I'd be willing to throw a few hundred thousand for a ticket, or even a million if you'll put me on the first trip!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Jules Verne already went there, durr. It's where the dinosaurs migrated to! Wait.. Dino safari?
(you guys are hilarious)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's called Agarta bro, that's where the dinosaurs went

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Mercury or bust