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North Dakota mayor resigns after texting lunch-break masturbation video to city attorney (nypost.com)

submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

lunch-break masturbation

Oh of course! Sandwich, milkshake, masturbate. That's lunch break, right?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Wait, isn't this how everyone does WFH lunch?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I knew I was forgetting something... Need to find my blender.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

...For the milkshake, right?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Is this sarcasm? Its pretty normal.

What's not normal is recording a video of it and sending that video to a coworker. That's the part that's not ok

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Gotta put a nice topping on that shake!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm not in favor of it/can't speak from experience, but wouldn't it work better on the sandwich?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Depends on how much you care about stealth.