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North Dakota mayor resigns after texting lunch-break masturbation video to city attorney (nypost.com)

submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Male 'mistakes'

[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Im a male, with a job, and had 0 accidents. Am I doing something wrong?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You're juste using proper numeric hygiene by locking your phone when you masturbate during lunch breaks. Like everyone ought to.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Or don't use your 'O'-face for your face unlock.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Why is everyone doing sex stuff over zoom of all places

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They aren’t..the Canadian was changing from joggers to his work clothes and left a camera on so I’m not even sure why that got collected into masturbating. Unless people here are so unfamiliar with the naked body they don’t know these are separate things.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

This is my worst nightmare, this is why I have ordered a 3d printed camera cover for my webcam, easy to double check that it's covered

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Women do it to they just charge men money for it