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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon is worried about men (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Obviously he means she is dry and flammable, thus is great for starting fires.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

My wife is also a wooden mannequin.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Ah okay, he must be in the green text