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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

tinder girl

You mean you met her on tinder. What makes her a tinder girl and not you a tinder girl?

Edit meant boy

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Obviously he means she is dry and flammable, thus is great for starting fires.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

My wife is also a wooden mannequin.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Ah okay, he must be in the green text

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

Thanks for clearing that up

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Less that and more he likes his masculinity

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Not exactly a disqualifying characteristic for a woman, all things considered

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

We are commonly referred to as tinder folk

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Unless the person you respond to is trans the fact that they describe themselves as being referred to as a "chinese boy" would suggest that they are likely not a girl.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Thanks! That’s helps!