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[–] [email protected] 85 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Isn't dying poor a good thing? I don't want to live poor, but you can't take it with you. I'd ideally spend my last dollar right before taking my last breath.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If you're unmarried and have no descendants sure. Although you're kind of screwing them over, these days, you dying is the only way your kids are ever going to be able to buy a house.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The problem is when you spend your last dollar but still are breathing.

[–] JackbyDev 4 points 1 week ago

The goal would be to spend my last dollar prior to ending up in a hospital where I die and the medical bills go poof.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Problem is, that you normally don't know how long you'll live and cannot plan accordingly.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I know when I'm going to die, because I'm an independent free thinker. I refuse to face my death on anyone's terms but my own. I intend to live a rich and fulfilling life, watch my family grow, and then end it at a time of my own choosing, after giving all of my grandkids the tools they need to go on without me.

If I died to any means but suicide, I wouldn't think it fair. You can't fire me, I quit. It's my life and I'm going to be in control until the last second.

[–] JackbyDev 6 points 1 week ago (3 children)

You goober, even if you're planning on offing yourself you can still die randomly before that.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

that literally wouldn't matter to them, if OP responds i would bet you a lot of a fucking money they would simply say "ok and?" and then leave.

[–] JackbyDev 1 points 1 day ago

Big brain comment right here. Did you write that before or after seeing OP did that? Did you write it before or after seeing that I told someone I used the term goober because I was keeping it light hearted?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

That's true, but irrelevant. We're talking about managing retirement funds. I'm not going to live longer than my retirement funds last. Dying earlier doesn't change that.

And if I did die of natural causes, it would be a tragedy. I only want to die by my own hand, I don't want chance to take my death from me.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The audacity to use the word goober as an insult in a comment this stupid is baffling.

Of course you're right. Obviously.

Did you not get the point?

[–] JackbyDev 5 points 1 week ago

I'm using goober specifically because it's not insulting. It's light hearted.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Inheritence and/or charity