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[–] Cock_Inspecting_Asexual@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (3 children)

IM NOT TRANS YALL I SWEAR 😭 Sometimes I just wanna wake up one day and be like "Fuck it, im a dude today" And do some real undercover spy type shit and TOTALLY change my identity n shit. like I wanna get to the point where I could meet my friends and they'd be like "Who tf are you??"

GODDDDDDDDD itd be like living a double life- that sounds so cool to me.

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] Cock_Inspecting_Asexual@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I am a dedicated Peepy enjoyer. (:

[–] Cock_Inspecting_Asexual@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

omfg I love peepy. IVE ALWAYS WANTED TO OWN ONE!

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 1 points 4 weeks ago

They've got 6 types in stock currently! Of those is one of my favorites: mushroom Peepy!

Follow ur dreams.

https://itemlabel.com/collections/peepy-list?filter.v.availability=1&filter.v.price.gte=&filter.v.price.lte=&sort_by=best-selling

[–] Cock_Inspecting_Asexual@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (4 children)

i know that sounds goofy as shit but IMAGINE just being able to effortlessly swap entire genders like that, and then being able to go back when I feel like it?! UGHHHHHHHHH THAT BE SO FUCKING COOL

if im gonna be honest- I'd say im "digitally trans" if that makes any sense at all. I play a lotta online games like vrchat, and I fucking hate my voice cus I sound like a toddler, but the characters that I enjoy playing are all masculine men. So im working on getting a voice changer that can totally disguise my voice 😎 I'm still a girl, And I love being a girl lol, but im just sayin if there was a machine I could walk into and BAM im a full blown man, bits and everything....

👀 I'd invest my life saving into that shit

[–] StarlightDust@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 month ago

You can do that with voice training, as long as you keep using both voices. It might give you euphoria to easily switch it on the fly.

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

right wingers got so mad about GEN V show, when a "supe" had the ability to change genders.

[–] Triasha@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They were my favorite character from that show.

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

anything that gets right winger panties in a wad. also gender, and race swapping in many shows like sandman and invincible. like when lucifer was a girl instead of a GUY, eventhough archange/angels are genderless.

[–] Triasha@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

God Tilda Swinton killed it as Lucifer. So fucking good.

[–] Triasha@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I wish you great success with your voice and your avatars.

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Cock_Inspecting_Asexual@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Time, resources, and the fact that I dont want to permanently change my body to achieve it. I have been looking into SFX makeup though, Some women cosplay male characters and its like MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM got damn- they make me weak 😭😭😭

[–] oascany@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not trying to push you towards anything, but what you're saying sounds a lot like my partner, who is genderfluid.

nOOO fluid is not enough, I need a full fuckin set of sixpack abs n shit, I need that jawline, that voice- BITCH I WANNA BE A WHOLE ASS MODEL- 2 whole ass identities n shit.

Im not an egg im not I just really fuckin love theatrics and putting on costumes 😭 😭