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Closed, to keep the monsters out.
Closed and LOCKED. What if the monsters can open doors?
Closed, locked, and BLOCKED. What if monsters can pick locks?
Closed, locked, blocked and ARMED. what if the monsters have telekinesis to lift the blockade?
Wouldnβt they just use telekinesis to disarm you?
Implying the monster doesnt have a portal under your bed already
Hear behind door 2 is set, 3 is bidding...
If LPL is the monster, no door will stop him
I do keep mine licked because my cat (who may or may not be a monster) will open the door if I don't.
I guess you have to be a cat person to understand licking doors.
I'm keeping the typo. It's better that way.
You need to remember that licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.
what if the monsters are ghosts
Ghosts have to stay out if the door is closed, it's the law.
Canβt argue with ghostlaw.
I refuse to acknowledge the possibility of ghosts! All monsters must have a physical form!
You can use the luigi board
Hey Mario, itsa ghost!
Closed, to keep the monsters inβ¦
Ditto
What if they are already in and now they can't escape!