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[–] [email protected] 92 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Funny how you can immediately tell the text was not written by Trump himself because it is way to coherent.

[–] jwt 41 points 1 month ago

LACK OF CAPS LOCK IS ALSO A DEAD GIVEAWAY !1!!

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago

More likely it's one of the press secretaries who sound slightly more intelligent but with the same rhetoric.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

At the same time, the akward Hebrew usage shows ignorance. Here "Shalom" is used casually like "seeya", unaware that it's deeper meaning is "peace, wholeness, well-being", in comflict to the violence of his arrest.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

He could never come up with something as viciously insulting as saying shalom to this man.