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Moosehead offering new 'Presidential Pack' with just enough beers to get through Trump's presidency (nationalpost.com)

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[–] [email protected] 83 points 3 days ago (2 children)

But what am I supposed to drink after next month?

[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 days ago

No, you see... that's a monthly subscription amount.

Some people just don't read the article. 🤪

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Water. The hangover will last till the next inauguration. You won’t even notice what’s going on while you puke.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

It's a diet aid too? This keeps getting better and better.