Buy European

The issue is that it doesn't come with a keyboard shortcut scheme that matches Microsoft, so any company that does a trial with LibreOffice will see a massibe productivity drop right away as everyone's muscle memories become obsolete, and you don't want to tell Nancy the Dispatcher that she has to forget and relearn all the Excel shortcuts she's been using for the last 20 years. She would give you a piece of her mind, once she's back from her smoke.