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cross-posted from: https://mander.xyz/post/25971320

Is this a joke? What else could be under that tarp? It even has a little flap for the plug.

I feel my ability to understand satire is being attacked by reality.

And I checked the comments and its a mix of musk riding:

"I don’t understand how people get so easily manipulated into hating someone that has done so much to change our life’s. Elon is great man and is doing great things for our country and uncovering so much corruption and honestly he needs more credit"

or thinking this is a joke:

"That’s not hiding the fact that there’s a swastikar under it"

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 hours ago (5 children)

JFC that car is humongous. I could fit my small car twice under that tarp, with room to spare. Or that guy is tiny.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

They barely fit in parking spaces

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 hours ago

Yeah, I would feel so ridiculous, propelling this whole fucking boat just to move my ass to the grocery store...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Makes you wonder "why not put it in your garage" but then oh yeah, because tiny man want big truck to feel big, so big he can't park it in his garage anymore

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago

I don't think one would fit in my garage...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 hours ago

A bit of him is probably very tiny.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 hours ago

Edmund's spec sheet gives a height of 70.5in (5'10.5) so he's probably around 5'6