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[–] [email protected] 57 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

and I fucked a billionaire for quite a while

Soooooooo

Are we just glossing over this or.....

Lmao

[–] [email protected] 48 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, I married and was economically devastated by a billionaire. Turns out, if you can afford good lawyers, you can keep the house and ditch your spouse with a hopeless amount of CC debt. Long story.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (2 children)

Oh. Well I was totally thinking that was going to go in a "I was a secret billionaire's mistress" sort-a-way. Not, "I have a legit supervillain backstory because of a billionaire" kinda way, sorry lol

[–] [email protected] 34 points 16 hours ago

Superhero backstory. The billionaire is already the supervillain in this story.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

The ups of my life are things like dinner for three at the top of Harrod’s that cost more than my current apartments rent (and steak. oh god actual fancy steak house steak. foie gras on a rare filet), the downs are analingus for grocery money (pan fried chicken hearts in butter with rice got me through college).

[–] [email protected] 15 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (2 children)

analingus

Did you mean "analogous?" Or did you have to eat ass for groceries? 🤔

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

Hunger is the best spice.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

Did the tongue stutter?