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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There are way dirtier things being done in a bedroom or playing outside sports. Why does it matter if you are clean? Why is a woman asking that silly question like as if we don't kiss the mouth of someone who just gargle them balls

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The Germans have a word for people like you

Mädchenküsser

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So, I understand the literal meaning, but what does it actually mean as slang? Girl kisser doesn't really say much lol.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I was just making a joke, nothing serious

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

;_; I know, I'm asking you to explain the joke please because I also like to laugh.

And also because now I'm genuinely curious about how it's used if it's actual slang.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

It’s not actual slang, just saying he kisses girls as a way to subvert expectations to “there’s a word for people like you” where an insult normally follows but this is just a “okay” moment