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[–] [email protected] 56 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Conan O'Brian meeting his wife:

https://people.com/tv/who-is-conan-obrien-liza-powel-obrien-wife/

"Then I left the room after this 20-minute conversation with only her. " After joking about having kids together during this initial conversation, the two exchanged information and began dating. In January 2002, the couple tied the knot.

So it happens, it just helps if you're tall and ginger.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Step 1) don't be ugly

Step 2) see step 1

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Exception to Rule 1: Be Conan Fucking O'Brian

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Exception? You mean the standard.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Be affable

Be interesting

Be presentable

No one dreams about the guy they have to apologize for after you met them

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

No one dreams about the guy they have to apologize for after you met them

Have you ever been on planet earth? That's sadly false in many instances.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I mean, Conan O'Brien isn't exactly beautiful

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

I mean, I would have his babies, and I'm a straight man!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Have you seen that hair though?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

"Don't be ugly" is definitely helpful physically, but vital intelectually and emotionally.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

For men:

  1. Be rich
  2. Don't be poor
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No, you just have to be interesting to talk to, genial, and not look like complete shit.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oh and not call all women gold diggers.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Which isn’t an IRL concern for most men. I used to be friends with a woman in a sugar baby relationship. She looks like a prettier version of Samantha Browning and I look like Waldo/Wally from Where’s Waldo if Waldo had bad skin and missing a few teeth.

Every once in a while someone would ask why I was hanging out with her and my reply would be something along the lines if she’s nice, interesting, and Im poor and I own a mirror. I had nothing to lose by hanging out with someone who was interested in beibg friends with me clearly because of whobI was rather than anything material I had to offer.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

i’m a 4 on a good day. Only dated once, she broke up with me, so I kinda accepted that I’m just not meant to have a partner.

1 year later I met a nice lady at a birthday party I wasn’t exactly invited to, we talked, yaddayadda, 12 years later we are still together.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Alan Alda famously met his wife at a party, where someone dropped a cake on the floor. He and she were the only two who didn't hesitate to scoop some up anyway.