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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This is going to be bad.

I’m in some homesteading/backyard chicken groups, and they are already gearing up some disturbing conspiracy narratives. “Bird flu” isn’t real, and it’s a ploy by the globalists to kill off poultry to force us to EAT ZE BUGS and fake meat. There will be people who will be ready to revolt against any action taken to prevent or control the outbreak.

The same types are also pushing raw milk.

We are going to have another pandemic, with an administration that is actively hostile to public health and already has a track record of exacerbating this previous one - responsible for the needless deaths of hundreds of thousands of Americans. This is intentional as part of the accelerationist project to break down the US into micro fiefdoms.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

If you think that's bad you don't want to know what they put inside the fake meat. Let's just say that it's not a coincidence that there are now more genders. /s