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I wish I had the super strength of Superman, with my entire body being able to safely deal with the increased forces (self.monkeyspaw)

submitted 5 days ago by ICastFist to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Granted. Superman had to practise controlling his strength for his entire life so he wouldn't hurt those around him. You can survive that strength, but others can't.

I should point out that this means you can never pet a dog again.

[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks 3 points 5 days ago

Poor guy having to hold his nut back so Lois Lane didn't die.