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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon shares his taste in music (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

If you started with the beatboxed version at that family table, I would back you up with the bzzchek budda bucheck sounds. Greentext's family doesn't know the classics.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

*someone brings out a fucking trumpet from under the table*
*everyone else starts chirping, doo doodo do doo doo!*
*neighbour leans in the window and starts making deep Jubbajubbadzabajzaba sounds*

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